I found this on another website. I couldn’t find an author listed but thought it was too good not to share.
This is great. Here’s the source.
One of my favorite metaphors.
(Like, spoons are pretty great, too; but they do less for me at a deep, emotional-physiological level.
Gorillas tho. They capture the feels pretty well.)
Dear Netflix. Fuck the fuck off with your fucking sponsored posts every 5 minutes on my fucking mobile dash that I can’t block. FUCK OFF. I refuse to watch your shitty show simply because these ads fuck me off so fucking much.